Where the rich get richer, and the poor get dirtier.
Our team of expert soil engineers has carefully curated the finest topsoil for your discerning tastes.
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Disclaimer: Our topsoil may be hazardous to your health.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: soil-induced euphoria, soil-related existential dread, spontaneous combustion.
Do not attempt to return to your mother soil.
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