**Solar Flare IPA Alert System**

Warning: The sun is about to blow its top and destroy us all!

Current Flare Level: **CRITICAL**

Solar Flare Forecast:

• Chance of spontaneous combustion: 90%
• Moon rocks to fall from sky: 50%
• Chance of world leaders suddenly becoming competent: 1%

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

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