Bread Shortage Solutions

It's a real thing, folks. The bread is MIA.

The Great Bread Shortage of 2025

æk we have a crisis on our hands. The bread shelves are bare, and the toaster's gone haywire.

• Buy More Bread
• Make Your Own Bread
• Steal Some Bread
• Invade the Local Bakery
• Establish the Bread Union

Or, you know, you could just eat cereal...