Our program is led by our team of highly trained, highly experienced, highly cheesy therapists. They'll guide you through the 5 stages of cheesy recovery:
- Denial - "No, it's not that much cheese, I can still taste the difference!"
- Anger - "Why did I eat the whole wheel of parmesan?!"
- Bargaining - "I'll never eat cheese again... but can I have some gouda?"
- Depression - "I'm never going to make it, I've ruined my digestive system"
- Acceptance - "I'll just have some more cheese, because why not?"