Extra Sugar Solutions

Solution 1: Overload on Cereal Boxes

We've found that adding an extra 50% sugar to your cereal boxes is the key to a happier life. Don't @ me, science.

Read more about our research

Solution 2: Sugar-Fueled Time Travel

Using a time machine fueled by pure sugar energy, we can go back and correct all those boring, sugar-free moments from our past.

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Solution 3: Sugar-Based Artificial Intelligence

We're working on creating an AI that uses sugar as its primary input method. Think of it as a more... palatable Siri.

Learn about our AI's progress