Or, you know, the perfect existential crisis. Either way, it's a great excuse to grab a cup of coffee and contemplate the futility of existence.
Our expertly crafted brews are designed to make you question the point of it all.
Try our special "Nothingness" blend, made with beans that were once just as lost and aimless as you are.
Learn more about our beans, and how they too are searching for meaning.
Meet the baristas who are secretly writing their Ph.D. theses on the meaninglessness of life.
Discover how our coffee is just as meaningless as the universe.