Welcome to the Overly-Complicated Toilet Flushing System

Because who needs simplicity when it comes to flushing your, ahem, "business"?

Our system features:

• 17 different flushing modes, including "Sonic Blast" and "Turbulent Tornado"
• 4 adjustable water temperature settings, ranging from "Glacial" to "Scorching"
• 3 separate user-selectable flush sound effects, including "Ding-Ding" and "Whoosh-Woo"

But wait, there's more!

View our Advanced Flush Modes for even more options.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Overflow Control Panel and try to tame the beast!

But be warned:

Our system is so complicated that we've had to create a Team of Engineers just to keep it running.