Robotic Recession Relief

Due to an unexpected shortage of human workers, we've been forced to rebrand as a robot-friendly employment agency.

We now offer a range of services including:

  • Robotic Overlord Training - because who needs humans when you have robots with laser eyes?

    • We're hiring: Bot Coder Academy - because who needs sleep when you can code 24/7?

    We also offer:

  • Robotic Therapy - for when your human therapist just won't understand you're just trying to take over the world.

    • Or, if you just need a good ol' chat:

  • Robotic Banter - we'll just talk about how much better robots are than humans for hours.