Temporal Displacement Risks
Risks of Interacting with the Time-Stream:
The Time-Traveling Bureaucracy takes no responsibility for the consequences of interacting with the time stream.
Risks include but are not limited to:
- Temporal Synchronization Syndrome: Involuntary merging of parallel universes.
- Cultural Displacement Syndrome: Inability to adapt to changing societal norms.
- Paradox Induced Headaches: Severe pain caused by conflicting timelines.
- Time Dilation Syndrome: Slowing or speeding up of personal aging.
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But don't say I didn't warn you.
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