Temporal Displacement Risks

Risks of Interacting with the Time-Stream:

The Time-Traveling Bureaucracy takes no responsibility for the consequences of interacting with the time stream. Risks include but are not limited to:

• Temporal Synchronization Syndrome: Involuntary merging of parallel universes.
• Cultural Displacement Syndrome: Inability to adapt to changing societal norms.
• Paradox Induced Headaches: Severe pain caused by conflicting timelines.
• Time Dilation Syndrome: Slowing or speeding up of personal aging.

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But don't say I didn't warn you.

Subpages:

• Ignoring Waivers
• Medical Consequences of Temporal Displacement