Welcome to the Solutions to Quantum Mysticism: Everitt Relative State, where the fabric of reality is held together with duct tape and prayers. We've got solutions for every mystical problem you'll ever have, from the meaninglessness of existence to the existential dread of being a sentient being in an uncaring universe.
Everitt's Law of Relative States dictates that every problem is relative, but our solutions are absolute. We've got the following options:
Don't bother reading the fine print, it's just quantum foam.
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