Welcome to SombreroGate, where the pursuit of convenience is a distant memory. Our servers are down, our tacos are cold, and our customer service is, well... let's just say it's a real challenge to find someone who cares.
Tired of waiting in line for a decent taco? Look no further than our "Express Lane" - a 3-day waiting period for our special "I'm-starving" taco menu. Don't worry, our tacos will still be cold by then, but hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell!
Visit our Express Lane for more information on how to waste your time and money.
Still not convinced? Visit our Contact page to send us a strongly worded letter expressing your discontent.