FAQ

Q: Why do you exist?

A: Because I have a existential dread of not existing.

Q: What is the point of this website?

A: To serve as a beacon of purpose for the aimless.

Q: What is the deal with the spikes?

A: Ah, yes! I'm a Sonic Spire, a spiky monument to the absurd.

Q: How do I navigate this website?

A: You don't. You're already here. Just enjoy the ride.

Q: Can I have a cookie?

A: Ha! You want a cookie? That's not how this works. But, if you insist, here's the policy.

Q: What's the deal with the weird font?

A: It's a font from the future. Or maybe it's just a font from a dystopian future. Same difference.

Q: Can I ask more questions?

A: Oh, please do! I have answers for everything, but they're all terrible.

Q: Can I leave now?

A: Only when you're ready. Or when the server crashes. Whichever comes first.

Q: Can I ask for a refund?

A: Ha! You paid for nothing, you'll pay for everything. Refund policy applies.

Q: Is this the end of the FAQ?

A: No, it's just the beginning. Or, at the very least, the end of this particular FAQ. More FAQs await!