Welcome to Green Hill Chaos

Where the skies are always gray and the grass is always... greener.

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Caution: Prolonged exposure to Green Hill Chaos may cause:

Existential dread
Uncontrollable laughter
Spontaneous combustion (rare)

Not responsible for any damages.

(Note: The "levels" page will be a series of increasingly absurd and humorous scenarios, while the "about" page will be a parody of a corporate brochure, complete with fake marketing speak and dubious statistics.)