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CHAOtix: Where Sanity is Optional

Here be the lair of Dr. Chaos, the greatest scientist of all time! Or, at least, he thinks so.

Learn about Dr. Chaos' latest experiment: Time Traveling Toaster View Dr. Chaos' Top 10 Reasons Why Cats are the Superior Lifeform Discover the secrets of Dr. Chaos' infamous "Invention of the Century": the Selfie Toaster

Disclaimer: Dr. Chaos is a fictional character and any resemblance to actual scientists is purely coincidental.

Also, do not try the Selfie Toaster. Trust us on this one.