Q: What are Speed Rings?
A: They're the circular platforms that let you break the law of physics and fly around like a blue blur.
Q: How do I activate them?
A: Press a button, duh. You're not exactly known for your subtlety, are you?
Q: Are they safe?
A: Ha! As if that matters. They're like, "Oh, I'm just a ball of blue fluff, I'll just go zoomin' around, no worries."
Q: Can I use them in real life?
A: No. That's just not how it works. You'll just end up with a face full of grass stains and a bad haircut.
Disclaimer: Speed Rings are not, in fact, safe.