Level 3 Soporific Alert System
**Warning:** You are currently experiencing a high level of soporification. Your system is at risk of becoming a sedentary, sloth-like creature.
**Action Required:** Engage in vigorous physical activity, or risk being assimilated into a giant, slumbering couch potato.
**Recommendations:**
- Perform 1000 sit-ups in under 10 minutes.
- Eat a whole pizza by yourself.
- Watch a 5-hour marathon of cat videos.
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