SOP 456: The Secret to Success

Section 2: The Dark Art

Subsection 4: The Subtle Science of Doing Nothing

Welcome to Subsection 4, where the air is thick with the scent of productivity.

You've made it to the heart of Section 2, where the only thing we're accomplishing is making excuses.

Theories of Inaction

• 1. The Law of Least Effort: Do the minimum required.
• 2. The Law of Procrastination: Do something else entirely.
• 3. The Law of Bureaucracy: Create more forms.

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