Soul-Sucking Software - Cookie Policy (a.k.a. Our Terms of Endless Servitude)

Welcome to Soul-Sucking Software, where our soul-crushing cookies are always ready to be devoured. By clicking "I Agree", you consent to our cookie collection, usage, and potential soul-extraction procedures.

		Our cookies are:
		

			
Essentially harmless
			
Moderately invasive
			
Largely unnecessary, but we'll take them anyway
		
	

By clicking "I Disagree" (not that we're really interested in your opinion), you're opting for a cookie-free experience, complete with:

• Muted colors
• Dimmed fonts
• No access to our soul-extraction algorithms

For more information on our cookie usage, refer to our Cookies Are The New Oil page.

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