"I didn't ask for my soul, but you gave it back to me, and now I'm stuck with a 2-for-1 special on nachos."
"Zero stars, would not recommend. Lost my soul to these 'experts' and now I have a severe case of existential dread."
"I'm so proud of my child for becoming a soul-surgeon! Now he just sits around the house, soulless but happy, and that's all that matters."
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