We're not actually interested in your soul, but thanks for asking.
However, if you insist on giving us your soul, we'll accept it. We have a special form for this.
Alternatively, you can also email us your soul, but let's be real, who does that anymore?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can pay us for the pleasure of having your soul sucked.
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