You have entered the mystical realm of souped-up-Gloop, where the soup is always good, and the gloop is always in season.
The Gloopian soup is a legendary concoction that grants the consumer temporary powers of extreme flexibility, allowing them to bend the laws of physics and defy the laws of good taste.
But be warned, the Gloopian soup is also known for its ability to turn the consumer into a human-soups hybrid, causing them to lose all sense of reason and purpose.
Gloop is a sentient, shape-shifting, flavor-enhancing substance that has been consumed by the brave and the foolhardy for centuries.
Some say it's a magical mushroom, others claim it's a mystical fungus.
But we know the truth: Gloop is a highly addictive, highly experimental, and highly questionable substance that will ruin your life.