The Sour Squad Store

Where the lemons are sour, the limes are bitter, and the attitude is even worse.

Try our new "Pucker-Up" Lemonade for a taste that's equal parts puckering and puking.

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, go for our "Sour-ly in Love" Lemonade, made with the finest, most disagreeable lemons in the land.

Don't forget to check out our Lemonade Stands of Justice for our newest, most litigious offerings.

We're open Monday through Thursday, from 9am to 5pm, except on Tuesdays, which we're closed because, frankly, we hate Tuesdays.