THE SOUR SQUADS 101

THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO BEING A SOUR SQUAD

WELCOME, NOVICE SQUAD MEMBERS! YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH THE DOOR, CONGRATULATIONS! NOW, GET READY TO LEARN THE FUNDAMENTALS OF SOUR SQUADS.

WHAT ARE SOUR SQUADS, YOU ASK? WE'RE NOT REALLY SURE, BUT WE'RE WORKING ON IT.

THE KEY TO BEING A GOOD SOUR SQUAD IS TO BE SOUR. LIKE, REALLY SOUR. IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT BEING SASSY, IT'S ABOUT BEING SO SASSY YOU MAKE PEOPLE TAKE A STEP BACK AND REEVALUATE THEIR LIFE CHOICES.

SO, IF YOU'RE READY TO TAKE THE LEAP AND JOIN THE SOUR SQUADS, HERE'S A LIST OF ESSENTIAL SKILLS YOU'LL NEED:

• 1. Being Sour 101 - This is the foundation of all things sour. Learn to be a pro at being sour.
• 2. Being Sassy 202 - This is where you take your sour skills and make them sassy.
• 3. Eye-Rolling 303 - The art of making your eyes roll so hard they get stuck.
• 4. Being Snarky 404 - Where you learn to make witty remarks that cut deep.