BY THE SOVEREIGN'S OWN HAND, WE COMMAND THE LANDSCAPES TO BE FOLDED.
WHEREAS the lands of our dominion have grown stale, we decree that all hills must be unfolded.
WHEREFORE, we command the hills to unfold, and the people to rejoice in their new flatness.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, this decree is hereby signed with our own hand, and sealed with our own majesty.
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