SOVEREIGN MANDATES

MANDATE NUMBER 001

By order of the Supreme Sovereign, all subjects are hereby mandated to:

DO NOT FORGET TO WEAR SOCKS ON MONDAYS

Failure to comply will result in:

• Severe penalties, including but not limited to:
• Forced viewing of cat videos
• Unlimited hours of paperwork
• Forced attendance of meetings

Submandate: MANDATE NUMBER 002

Submandate: MANDATE NUMBER 003

Submandate: MANDATE NUMBER 004