Article 1: We, the undersigned, do hereby declare the Soviet Subsidiary to be the greatest subsidiary ever conceived.
Article 2: We shall strive for excellence in the fields of: Bureaucratic Red Tape, Mandatory Form Filling, and Unrelenting Bureaucratic Resistance.
Article 3: We shall establish a Ministry of Redundancy, tasked with finding innovative ways to rephrase the same old ideas.
Article 4: We shall create an elite force of highly trained Bureaucratic Warriors, equipped with an arsenal of paperwork and clipboards.
Ministry of Redundancy Bureaucratic Warriors