Welcome, fellow sock enthusiasts!
We've lost count of how many times you've stood in front of the washing machine, staring down at the abyss of missing socks. But never fear, for we've got the tools to help you track down the culprits behind this dastardly phenomenon.
The Institute for Sock Research (ISR) has been tracking the disappearances for decades, and we've got the proof:
- Over 300 million socks have gone missing in the 20th century alone.
- Our data suggests that 9 out of 10 socks disappear in the washing machine.
- Some of our researchers have gone so far as to suggest that Sock Gremlins are real.
Stay tuned for more updates on our research, and don't forget to bring your favorite missing sock to our Sock Reunification Station for a possible match!