Welcome to Sock Saga!

The year is 2023. The world is on the brink of collapse. But in a small, damp basement, something remarkable is happening.

It's a battle for control, for dominance, for the last thread.

Our hero, Sockimus Maximus, stands strong against the tide of moisture, his sole (pun intended) focus on vanquishing the forces of wetness.

Learn more about the Soggy Socks Read the Epic Sock Poems

Current Events

Sock Saga Update 1.0: Sockimus Maximus has successfully defeated the Soggy Socks in a grueling battle, but at great cost. He's now sporting a nasty case of Sock-Induced Odor.

Sock Saga Update 1.1: The Soggy Socks have regrouped and are now employing Devious Detergent Deeds to further their nefarious goals.