SOYLENT: Benefits

Why SOYLENT is the best thing since sliced bread

Our benefits include:

• SOYLENT Works: Because who needs a functioning society, anyway?
• SOYLENT is the Answer: To all of life's greatest mysteries
• SOYLENT is the Sauce: Because everything is better with a side of SOYLENT

Don't just take our word for it! Read the testimonials from our satisfied customers:

• SOYLENT is Life: A collection of heartfelt, slightly disturbing, and totally-not-paid testimonials