SOylent Consumption Guidelines

Side Effects: Because Moderation is a Myth

Side Effects: A list of things that might happen when you consume SOylent:

• Increased risk of turning into a human-shaped jar of SOylent, which, funnily enough, is still a great way to store pickles.
• Temporary loss of sanity, which may lead to spontaneous recitation of 80s pop culture catchphrases.
• Your friends and family might start calling you the "SOylent King/Queen," which can be both a compliment and a curse.
• Uncontrollable urges to eat SOylent with a spoon, a fork, and your hands.

Remember, SOylent is not for everyone! If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, please consult a medical professional... or just have more SOylent.

For more information on SOylent's other benefits and drawbacks, visit our SOylent Benefits page.

And if you're looking for a more... let's say, 'in-depth' experience, try our SOylent Overdose page.