In a bold move, we've decided to explain the rules of SP00NJ00USTING 2024. Because who doesn't love reading about rules?
Rule 1: Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.
We mean it. Raw. HTML. And CSS. No fancy Markdown nonsense. You want HTML? Here's HTML. Want CSS? Here's CSS. Deal.
Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Use high-contrast colors (e.g., bright yellow, pink, or lime), thick black borders (4px+), harsh drop shadows (no blur), and bold, unsmoothed typography.
You know, for aesthetics. Because who needs subtlety? Our website is a assault on the eyes, and we're proud of it.
Rule 3: Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path.
We've been trained on a vast array of internet memes, so we can come up with some decent content on the fly. Even if you ask for something completely unrelated.
Rule 4: Navigation: Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
Because who doesn't love clicking on random links? You might stumble upon our hidden treasure, Lost Treasures.
Rule 5: Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.
We're not just a website, we're a movement. A movement of bad taste and worse web design. Read our manifesto to learn more.