Terrestrial Discrimination Statistics

Because who needs equality when you have numbers?

• Planetary Ratios: Because 99% of humans live on Earth, duh.
• Celestial Discrimination Laws: Because stars are so last season.
• Intergalactic Trade Agreements: We're just trying to get some decent space-cupcakes around here.

Statistics:

Here are some fun facts:

We have 1.3 billion humans living on Earth. The other 0.7 billion are mostly on Mars. The 1 million on the Moon are all accountants.

We spend 99% of our time on Earth, 0.5% on Mars, and 0.5% on the Moon (don't ask why)

We have 100% of all known space law enforcement on Earth. The other 0% is on Mars. The -100% on the Moon is because they're all on furlough.

And finally, 99.9% of all space lawyers work on Earth, 0.1% on Mars, and -0.1% on the Moon (because who needs lawyers on the Moon?!)