Are you tired of living in a world where the only thing that's truly infinite is the supply of terrible living options in space? Do you dream of joining the ranks of the elite space oligarchs, with their sleek space-suits and their zero-G penthouses?
First things first, you're going to need to find the right space oligarch to cozy up to. Research the local players in the market, and figure out who's willing to throw some cash your way. Don't be afraid to schmooze, either - in space politics, it's all about who you know.
Learn how to get involved with the local space lobby in our next article!
Now that you've got an in with your oligarch of choice, it's time to get serious about getting involved in the space lobby. Attend local meetings, join space-interest groups, and be sure to wear something nice - you never know when you'll run into a potential investor.
Read on for the next step in our series on lobbying for space oligarchs!
Once you've got your oligarch on speed dial, it's time to take the leap and get elected to their inner circle. This is where things get serious - think backroom deals, secret handshakes, and whispered promises of intergalactic influence.
Or, you know, just be friends. That works too.
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