Welcome to Spacelandia, where the rent's out of this world! Our esteemed leader, Mayor McSpaceface, has announced a new initiative to tackle the Zero-G Housing Crisis: Spacelings in Space-Ship 123.
Due to a shortage of moon rocks and an abundance of asteroid belt-astrophysical phenomena, our housing market has reached critical mass. Spacelings are forced to live on the streets, literally. It's a real thing, folks!
To help alleviate this intergalactic issue, our mayor has proposed the creation of a new type of affordable housing: Space-Ship 123! This marvel of engineering boasts:
But wait, there's more! For a limited time, Spacelandia is offering a special deal: Sign up now and get a free set of space-sneakers!