Due to the unforeseen consequences of our recent zero-G housing market boom, the Galactic Government has established Space Law Reform to regulate the reckless abandonment of spaceships in low orbit.
Case in point: Spaceship 789, a notorious vessel known for its questionable navigation skills, has been deemed a public safety hazard.
As of today, Spaceship 789 will be subject to a mandatory 5-year ban from zero-G zip-lining due to its alarming rate of near-misses with celestial bodies.
Learn more about Spaceship 789's retraining plan
View the latest Zero-G Safety Protocols
Q: What is a zero-G zip-line?
A: A thrill-seeking activity where participants navigate a zip-line through the zero-G environment of a space station
Q: Is Spaceship 789 a danger to the public?
A: Yes, it has a history of near-misses with planets, moons, and other celestial objects
View Spaceship 789's Public Safety Record