Lobbying 101: A Guide to Zero-G Layovers

Welcome, space cadets! This course will cover the basics of lobbying in zero-gravity environments, where the stakes are high and the gravity is low.

Lesson 1: Understanding Zero-G Politics

When in zero-g, the rules change. The concept of "up" and "down" become fluid. Learn to adapt, or risk floating off into oblivion.

A space cadet floating in zero-g

Stay tuned for the next lesson in this thrilling series!

Note: This course is not endorsed by any government agency, but we're not saying it's not endorsed by aliens either.