Zero-G Lobbying: Because Who Needs Air, Anyway?
We, the members of the Zero-G Lobbying Association, believe that the benefits of zero-gravity environments far outweigh the
conveniences of air. Think about it: no more pesky air molecules getting in the way of our important space-suit
monocles! No more annoying oxygen tanks to carry around! No more pesky "oxygen-deprivation-induced
confusion" meetings at work!
Our top bills we support include:
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ประกZero-Gravity Tax Cuts
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The Free Space-Suit Gas Act
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The Repeal of the Air-Specific Labor Laws
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The Make Space a Right, Not a Privilege Amendment
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