Rocky the Space Hamster Lobbies for Zero-G

As the self-proclaimed "Hamster-in-Chief" of the Intergalactic Union of Furry Space Creatures, Rocky the Space Hamster has been advocating for the abolition of gravity in the cosmos.

Citing studies on "Hamster- induced Fatigue from Gravity" and "The Right to Furry Flight," Rocky has been making waves on the intergalactic circuit, demanding an end to the "oppressive" force of gravity.

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