Chapter 3: The Art of Not Getting Consumed by Singularity
When faced with a black hole, your average space traveler might freeze up, unsure of what to do. Not you, however. You, dear reader, are a master navigator. Here are the steps to avoid getting sucked into those pesky cosmic voids:
Don't panic. Repeat, DO NOT PANIC.
Crank up your engines, but only if you have enough fuel. We don't want any unnecessary explosions.
Plot an alternate course, taking into account any nearby wormholes or other hazards.
Consult your astrometric charts, but only if you've memorized them. No time for looking things up in this crisis.
Proceed with caution, but mostly just proceed. The universe is vast, but your skills are vast-er.