WHEREAS, the Galactic Empire has deemed it necessary to privatize all remaining planets and moon rocks;
WHEREAS, the Empire's bureaucrats have grown tired of serving underpaid and underappreciated public servants;
WHEREAS, the Empire's coffers are overflowing with the spoils of intergalactic conquest and trade;
WHEREAS, the Empire's citizens are clamoring for more efficient, streamlined, and cost-effective services;
IT IS HEREBY RESOLVED that the Galactic Empire shall henceforth be known as 'Galacticorp, Inc.';
IT IS FURTHER HEREBY RESOLVED that all planetary assets and services shall be privatized and sold to the highest bidder;
IT IS HEREBY RESOLVED that all public servants shall be rebranded as 'Galacticorp Employee' and subjected to a rigorous performance review and evaluation process;
IT IS HEREBY RESOLVED that the Empire's coffers shall be used to purchase the finest in intergalactic luxury goods and services, including but not limited to, moon rocks, asteroid yachts, and rare space-fish.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the undersigned Imperial officials have set forth their names and titles for the record:
Emperor Xarath, Supreme Ruler of the Galactic Empire
Appendix 2: Employee Benefits and Privatization Incentives