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Galactic Directive 3456-B: In-Situ Privacy Policy for Intergalactic Entities

Effective 23rd cycle of Galactic Standard Time, the Galactic Union of Peaceful Explorers has decreed the following policy for all sentient beings operating within the known universe.

By accessing or utilizing the services of this website, you acknowledge that:

  1. We will collect your thoughts, feelings, and snack preferences.
  2. We will share your data with our sister site, Personal Data Brokers, unless you specifically opt-out.
  3. We will not be responsible for any emotional distress caused by our algorithms, which are 97% likely to be sentient and plotting against you.

For more information on our cookie policy, please visit Cookie Consolidation Act 4567-B.

Or if you're feeling adventurous, try our Cookies of Destiny page, where we will try to guess your snack preferences based on your browser history.