We're not just a team, we're a SPACE TEAM!
Our fearless leader, Lord Commander Zorg, has led us to the edge of the known galaxy and back again.
Our chief strategist, Tactica LaRue, has a plan to take over the galaxy, and it involves... actually, she's still working on it.
Our resident tech expert, Balthazar McSnazz, has rigged up a fleet of laser-guided disco balls to confuse and distract our enemies.
Dr. Zinga the Unstoppable keeps us alive with her trusty bag of space-stitches and her unorthodox methods.
And, of course, Bureaucrata the Unending makes sure our paperwork is always in order, even in the face of certain doom.
Together, we will bring order to the galaxy, one star system at a time.
Or, you know, maybe we'll just take over the galaxy. Either way, it'll be a blast.