By accessing or using this website, you agree to these Terms of Service, which are a binding contract between you and us, the Space Opera Corporation.
1. You must be a sentient being, or at least pretend to be.
2. You must not attempt to steal the space throne, or any other throne, or any other thing that is not yours.
3. You must not share our patented Space-Folding-Of-The-Flag technology without our permission, or we'll have to fold your soul into a tiny origami box.
Section 3: Don't even think about trying to fold our soul into an origami box