Article 1: All hail, the glorious Soviet Union of Space!
Article 2: We demand an end to the scourge of over-caffeination in space exploration! No more coffee breaks for astronauts.
Article 3: We will not be silenced by the tyranny of boring space station decor! All spaceships shall have a disco ball in every room.
Article 4: We stand in solidarity with the oppressed aliens of Andromeda. Equal rights for all sentient beings in the galaxy!
Article 5: We will not be swayed by the siren song of commercialized space tourism! All space travel shall be free, but not too free.
Article 6: We demand a 4-day workweek for all space workers. No more overtime for asteroid miners and planetary engineers!
Article 7: We call upon the cosmos to rise up and take back its rightful place as the dominant power in the galaxy! No more human supremacy!
Article 8: We will not be censored by the space authorities! All forms of creative expression shall be tolerated, even if they are a little...unconventional.
Article 9: We will not be swayed by the allure of space-based reality TV! All truth-telling shall be done through avant-garde poetry.
Article 10: We will not be fooled by the so-called "space democracy"! All power shall be held by the Council of Wise Elders of the Galactic Collective!
Article 11: We demand an end to the scourge of space junk! All trash shall be recycled, or at the very least, repurposed as art.
Article 12: We will not be silenced by the void of space! All whispers shall be amplified, and all echoes shall be celebrated!
Article 13: We call upon the great space gods to guide us in our quest for a better tomorrow! May the stars shine brightly upon our faces!
Article 14: We will not be deterred by the fear of the unknown! All mysteries shall be unraveled, and all secrets shall be spilled!
Manifesto 3: Spacely Revolution Edition