Soviets of the Universe

Article 1: All citizens must wear matching polyester suits to work.

Article 2: All forms of dissent will be met with a sternly-worded lecture from Comrade Chairman.

Article 3: All meetings will be held in the conference room with the nice, yet ominous, chandelier.

Article 4: All food will be served in the mess hall, where the coffee is strong and the soup is weaker.

Article 5: All visitors must sign in with their comrade card.

SOVIET RULES: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Article 6: All citizens must participate in the daily parade of national pride.

Article 7: All forms of individuality will be met with a sternly-worded lecture from Comrade Chairman.

Article 8: All meetings will be held in the conference room with the nice, yet ominous, chandelier.

Article 9: All food will be served in the mess hall, where the coffee is strong and the soup is weaker.

Article 10: All visitors must sign in with their comrade card.