Space Station Alpha: Gym

Where the Cosmos Meets the Grind

Welcome, astronaut-in-training, to the gym of the galaxy's most esteemed space station.

We offer a range of equipment, including:

• Zero-Gravity Treadmill (patent pending)
• Gravity Simulator (for those days when you just want to feel like you're back on Earth)
• Alien-Sized Exercise Ball
• Weight Loss Through Space-Time Manipulation (just kidding, it's just a really heavy barbell)

Don't forget to check out our:

• Weight Loss Through Space-Time Manipulation (the real deal this time)
• Zero-Gravity Sports

Remember, a strong body is a strong space-faring machine. Or something.