Welcome, space traveler, to the Black Hole of Regrets. Here, you'll find the infinite void where dreams of being a functioning adult with a 401(k) go to die.

Or, if you'd rather, you can visit our sister site, Lost Socks, where we've got a collection of single socks from the depths of the cosmos.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can explore the Singularity of Shame, where we've got a vortex of embarrassing middle school memories.

But be warned: once you step into the Black Hole of Regrets, there's no escape.