As the last vestiges of humanity's existence dwindled, we decided, "You know what? Forget the whole 'survive on this rock' thing. We're gonna colonize some other rocks!"
Why We're Still Doing It:
- We needed a new place to park our space-brother's asteroid
- Free space-tourism packages: "Visit 7 planets, pay for 3!"
- We heard the moon had a great view, but it was a real party-crasher
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