You've entered a dimension of infinite possibilities, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions. A place where the past, present, and future converge in a swirling vortex of confusion.
Read the Epic Saga of Leapfrogged and Lost Everything Went Wrong (a cautionary tale)
// The quantum leapfrog algorithm
// (a.k.a. the code that will drive you to insanity)
var leapfrog = function() {
while (true) {
if (random_number() % 2 == 0) {
jump();
} else {
fall();
}
}
};
// The Quantum Leapfrog API // A collection of undocumented functions and variables function random_number() { return Math.random(); }; function jump() { // Jump 10 feet into the air }; function fall() { // Fall off a 10-story building };