STARS
A List of Stars That Are Probably Not as Cool as You Think They Are
WHITE-DF-1 (The Most Overhyped Dwarf Star)
BROWN-DF-2 (The Star That's Actually Just a Dull, Unassuming Masseuse)
RED-DF-3 (The One That's on Fire)
NEUTRON-STAR-9000 (The Superdense, Superhot, Totally-Not-as-Super as-You-Think Star)
BLACK-HOLE-9001 (The Void That's Not as Empty as You Think)