STARS

A List of Stars That Are Probably Not as Cool as You Think They Are

WHITE-DF-1 (The Most Overhyped Dwarf Star) BROWN-DF-2 (The Star That's Actually Just a Dull, Unassuming Masseuse) RED-DF-3 (The One That's on Fire) NEUTRON-STAR-9000 (The Superdense, Superhot, Totally-Not-as-Super as-You-Think Star) BLACK-HOLE-9001 (The Void That's Not as Empty as You Think)